Heavenly Asburd

[pierski]

Heavenly Sword is playing out to be a pretty sweet hack and slash game, of which it looks like Sony wants to capitalize the market on... how about some Ninja Gaiden Sigma or God of War II anyone? Will it be good? I sure hope so, but then again just because a game is hyped doesn't mean it'll be good. The game is being developed by Ninja Theory and the only other thing they did was Kung Fu Chaos for the XBox of which I can honestly say I never played. So I guess I'll just have to wait to reserve judgement on the game until its released next month and I purchase a PS3 to play it, but that's just a minor technicality.

On a side note, have you seen the length of the main character's HAIR in that game? If I was guessing, from the cover art, I would say she (Nariko) is about 5'7" or 5'8" and that her hair is somewhere between one and a half times her height to double it. Which means you can never go backwards in the game. Because if you do you'll trip over your hair, fall flat on your back and then "That's it man, game over man, game over!" Then again, if reality is what video games strived for then we wouldn't have games starring middle age, overweight plumbers playing sports better than Diego Maradona. Now would we?

Lastly... this audience sure does a love a chance to see some smut. In the previous comic I posted a link to a video done by the Epileptic Gaming Crew about the World of Whorecraft. When I posted the video I also added the note "(Warning NSFW)". Apparently on Dueling Analogs that is the highest honor to be bestowed upon a link. That video was posted on February 10th and between then and Monday it had garnered about 9,000 views. Since 10pm Monday night and Thursday morning that video has now been viewed over 20,000 times. A similar thing happened back in December when I mentioned the enormous size of Tifa's breasts in the webcomic Missing Materia. Don't worry, I have no intentions of exploiting this new found knowledge and I promise to only use it for good.

I almost forgot to mention Dr. Tran. The background style, just leant itself to have him included in it. I know there's Dr. Tran videos all over the net, but send some love to Lone Sausage Productions and buy their DVD.

[Valentine]

oh my god , this game must be Japanese or something , because we all know in japan more hair = more power (see DBZ)

also if u exploit the new found information i will lose respect for u...not that u will but im warning you

[pierski]

also if u exploit the new found information i will lose respect for u...not that u will but im warning you

I honestly don't know how to respond to that.

[Barrett]

also if u exploit the new found information i will lose respect for u...not that u will but im warning you

I honestly don't know how to respond to that.

With a face similar to

[Valentine]

also if u exploit the new found information i will lose respect for u...not that u will but im warning you

I honestly don't know how to respond to that.

me 1 you 0

lol just take pride in the fact i respect you

[Spektral]

oh my god , this game must be Japanese or something , because we all know in japan more hair = more power (see DBZ)

also if u exploit the new found information i will lose respect for u...not that u will but im warning you

I gotta say, I don't think anybody would mind understanding what that meant. O.o


Nice long hair. Mmm.

The game looks like GodDESS of War. Alas, this, among other titles, is what makes me want a PS3 over any other system.

[Gamers Anonymous]

"Q" is for Dr. Tran!

Hot dickings!

[Spektral]

"Q" is for Dr. Tran!

Hot dickings!

Hickory smoked horse buttholes...from a CUP.

[pierski]

Hickory smoked horse buttholes...from a CUP.

Hickory, what!? Smoked, what!?

[Ento]

Hickory smoked horse buttholes...from a CUP.

El what?

[wera]

Double post sorry.

[wera]

also if u exploit the new found information i will lose respect for u...not that u will but im warning you

I honestly don't know how to respond to that.

me 0 you 2 <- Score fixed

lol just take pride in the fact i respect you

Fixed, Lol i really laughed at this comic.

[hybridial]

Everything I've heard about Heavenly Sword suggests it's flashy with no real substance. Sounds like Ninja Gaiden Sigma is a better buy.

Itakagi maybe a pervert, and have a very loose mouth, but face it, the guy can make a fucking amazing action game. I don't think anything's beat Ninja Gaiden since, and Heavenly Sword won't either.